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Needles In The Camel's Eye

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Josh Homme, The First Time With... - BBC Radio 6 Music.

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Unsuspecting fan: Ah, guess I'll check out Jack White, see what he's up to.
Jack White: My son is holding a blowtorch, gotta go.
Unsuspecting fan: Oh, Jack's son would be holding a blowtorch.
Jack White: I've got a surprise coming up.
Unsuspecting fan: Yeah?
Jack White: I'm making records. Out of everything.
Unsuspecting fan: Everything?
Jack White: Records inside of other records. Glow in the dark records. Records that can't be played. Records that have liquid inside them. RECORDS IN BALLOONS, BWAHAAHAHAHAH.
Unsuspecting fan: Jack, are you okay?
Jack White: Yeah, sorry. I was just creating another band.
Unsuspecting fan: I thought you were going on a solo--
Jack White: YES, I AM, BUT SOMETIMES IT'S ALL MEN, AND SOMETIMES IT'S ALL WOMEN. YOU'LL NEVER FIGURE ME OUT. I AM AN ENIGMA.
Unsuspecting fan: I really enjoy your music.
Jack White: Coca-Cola is delicious. Everyone should have three cans of it.
Unsuspecting fan: Um, yes, yes it--
Jack White: HOLD ON MY SON IS HITTING ON THE REDHEAD NEXT DOOR~~
Unsuspecting fan: Erm...
Jack White: After that I'm gonna go make a guitar out of a block of cheese and children's dreams, brb
Unsuspecting fan:
Jack White:
Unsuspecting fan:
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Jack White: Tangible.

“I am not a perfectionist at all. I love failure. I love mistakes. I love the bizarre. I love characters. I love missing teeth. I love beauty because your eyes are off-center.”

cassabian:

Happy 41st Birthday, Josh Homme

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californimagik:

Masters.

minus trent…

I don’t wanna be your friend
I just wanna be your lover
No matter how it ends
No matter how it starts…

—    

Radiohead. “House of Cards.” In Rainbows. 

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hesthunderst0rms:

Kalopsia (noun)
Kal-op-si-a [kal•op•see•ah]
1. The delusion of things to be more beautiful than they are